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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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trust:

finally a career for me

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trinitymemes:

LIterally me (x)

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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axelvalentine:

"What’s anal like?

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maritzaofficial:

Either way he has a woody 

maritzaofficial:

Either way he has a woody 

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